This morning Melon was giving me carrots and telling me "Carrots in the morning, broccoli in the evening…"
I knew she had parsley in the fridge, so I gave her a look. And do you know what she said?
"Yes Coke, parsley is after your bath."
… My WHAT?!
"Your, uh… nevermind. Parsley later, okay?"
WHAT did you say?!
"Oh Cocoa, it's just a bit of water."
Does this look like 'just a bit of water' to you?!
Pitiful wheeks, Cocoa