Sunday, 28 April 2013

Mexican mystery

Is it a burrito?

No, it's Cocoa's Spa Time!

Hope you all are having a nice day.
Wheek out,

Thursday, 18 April 2013


Wheek! So the other day, I was taken to see that funny man we visit sometimes. Hooman said it was just a 'follow-up' to see how her icky eye-poking*  has been going, so I wasn't worried. I was a bit hungry though, because Melon wouldn't feed me along the way. Something about 'pesto' and not being able to see my back teeth properly. Humph.

Here I am waiting for the funny man to look at my furs under a thing called a mi-cro-scope.

The man came back and he and Melon talked for a while. Blah blah blah, what do I care? Then it was over. Yay! Time to go home!

Little did I know.

… Melon has been giving me A BATH every three days since we got back! Can you believe it?! Uh-huh! With all the water, and the rubbing and everything! For some reason now she doesn't even wash off all the funny-smelling stuff straight away, she makes me sit for a while! She's taken this photo to make it look like I'm getting what she calls "the royal spa treatment" or something…

… but you know better, don't you?

Wheek! Wheeek!

*Melon has been poking at the skin under my eye every few days for a month now. I don't like it because that spot is really really itchy, but she says the stuff she's putting on it will make it less itchy. I dunno…

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Guinea pigs 101

Sorry for the long time no wheek. My hooman Melon has this thing called Depression which means that she has down periods sometimes, and doesn't get around to doing things. She struggles with me sometimes too, but just like with that, she's gonna help me with my blog as much as she can.

So it's come to my attention that I have new blogfriends (hiii! *noses*) and that they might not know what a guinea pig is or how it works. So.

This is a guinea pig.

 This is a guinea pig in its natural state.

To some, this state is known as munching.

This is a guinea pig in action.

This is a guinea pig at rest. 

Oh, and there's the other natural state... pooping.

... Guess you don't need a photo of that.
(Let it suffice to say we are champion poopers.)

Hope you enjoyed your lesson!

P.S. Please check back tomorrow - a Very Important Post may be coming.