Wheek! So the other day, I was taken to see that funny man we visit sometimes. Hooman said it was just a 'follow-up' to see how her icky eye-poking* has been going, so I wasn't worried. I was a bit hungry though, because Melon wouldn't feed me along the way. Something about 'pesto' and not being able to see my back teeth properly. Humph.
Here I am waiting for the funny man to look at my furs under a thing called a mi-cro-scope.
The man came back and he and Melon talked for a while. Blah blah blah, what do I care? Then it was over. Yay! Time to go home!
Little did I know.
… Melon has been giving me A BATH every three days since we got back! Can you believe it?! Uh-huh! With all the water, and the rubbing and everything! For some reason now she doesn't even wash off all the funny-smelling stuff straight away, she makes me sit for a while! She's taken this photo to make it look like I'm getting what she calls "the royal spa treatment" or something…
… but you know better, don't you?
*Melon has been poking at the skin under my eye every few days for a month now. I don't like it because that spot is really really itchy, but she says the stuff she's putting on it will make it less itchy. I dunno…